Kel's Stuff - madthoughts: Hey Jim. You’re finally with Pam....

October 24, 2009

madthoughts:

Hey Jim.
You’re finally with Pam. That’s great. I suspect you two kids will have a long and fruitful life together. Good luck.
Now slow the fuck down. This whole being perfect all the time thing? Unsustainable.
You are set high marks for the rest of us. Our ladies have to be around us 24/7. I can be awesome, amazing, sweet, caring, and perfect non-stop.
Sometimes I need to fart. Burp. Sometimes I need to say things to the TV like, “Selma Hayek’s boobs are out-of-control.”
I don’t mind running this marathon we call marriage. You just need to stop sprinting.

Seriously though, this cutesy Pam and Jim thing is fucking annoying. The Office was a lot better when it cared less about the plot and more about the funny. If you want to focus on a character how about Creed, that creepy bastard is hilarious.

Hey Jim.

You’re finally with Pam. That’s great. I suspect you two kids will have a long and fruitful life together. Good luck.

Now slow the fuck down. This whole being perfect all the time thing? Unsustainable.

You are set high marks for the rest of us. Our ladies have to be around us 24/7. I can be awesome, amazing, sweet, caring, and perfect non-stop.

Sometimes I need to fart. Burp. Sometimes I need to say things to the TV like, “Selma Hayek’s boobs are out-of-control.”

I don’t mind running this marathon we call marriage. You just need to stop sprinting.

Seriously though, this cutesy Pam and Jim thing is fucking annoying. The Office was a lot better when it cared less about the plot and more about the funny. If you want to focus on a character how about Creed, that creepy bastard is hilarious.

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